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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 11.44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 12.16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 12.07

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 23.12.2017 klo 6.00

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 18.20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 14.42

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 2.12.2017 klo 13.51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 7.12.2017 klo 13.55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 23.12.2017 klo 5.14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 31.12.2017 klo 14.46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 30.6.2018 klo 13.22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 8.7.2019 klo 18.15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 30.11.2017 klo 15.13

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 14.10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 7.12.2017 klo 12.46

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 19.7.2020 klo 18.55

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 18.09

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 8.5.2021 klo 12.17

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 8.5.2021 klo 13.07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 7.12.2017 klo 13.21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 12.10.2017 klo 14.53

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 19.7.2020 klo 18.54

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 19.00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 15.39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 13.28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 30.11.2017 klo 15.40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 7.12.2017 klo 14.25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 11.8.2019 klo 12.31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 19.7.2020 klo 20.29

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 13.56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 30.11.2017 klo 16.04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 12.08

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 7.12.2017 klo 14.49

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 12.29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 25.12.2017 klo 12.16

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 10.8.2019 klo 18.42

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 25.12.2019 klo 17.55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 12.27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 14.46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 8.5.2021 klo 12.34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 11.08

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 17.41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 13.34

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 14.56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 15.7.2020 klo 15.55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 11.8.2019 klo 9.02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 11.16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 23.12.2017 klo 6.05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 17.48

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 30.11.2017 klo 15.15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 4.10.2017 klo 15.05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 8.7.2019 klo 18.18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 10.7.2019 klo 15.49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 10.7.2019 klo 18.12

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 7.52

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 26.12.2019 klo 16.58

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 10.7.2019 klo 15.38

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 23.7.2019 klo 12.16

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 6.12.2020 klo 13.09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 20.7.2020 klo 12.56

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 1.12.2017 klo 19.27



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
16 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
1 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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