Coreheros prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 11:44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 12:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 12:07

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 23 dec, 2017 @ 6:00

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2017 @ 18:20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 14:42

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 2 dec, 2017 @ 13:51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 7 dec, 2017 @ 13:55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 23 dec, 2017 @ 5:14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 31 dec, 2017 @ 14:46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 30 jun, 2018 @ 13:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 8 jul, 2019 @ 18:15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 30 nov, 2017 @ 15:13

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 14:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 7 dec, 2017 @ 12:46

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Upplåst 19 jul, 2020 @ 18:55

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 7 jul, 2019 @ 18:09

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2021 @ 12:17

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2021 @ 13:07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 7 dec, 2017 @ 13:21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 12 okt, 2017 @ 14:53

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 19 jul, 2020 @ 18:54

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2017 @ 19:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 15:39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 13:28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 30 nov, 2017 @ 15:40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 7 dec, 2017 @ 14:25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 11 aug, 2019 @ 12:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 19 jul, 2020 @ 20:29

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 7 jul, 2019 @ 13:56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 30 nov, 2017 @ 16:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 12:08

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 7 dec, 2017 @ 14:49

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 12:29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 25 dec, 2017 @ 12:16

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 10 aug, 2019 @ 18:42

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 25 dec, 2019 @ 17:55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 12:27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 14:46

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 8 maj, 2021 @ 12:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 11:08

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2017 @ 17:41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 7 jul, 2019 @ 13:34

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 14:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 15 jul, 2020 @ 15:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 11 aug, 2019 @ 9:02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 11:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 23 dec, 2017 @ 6:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 7 jul, 2019 @ 17:48

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 30 nov, 2017 @ 15:15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Upplåst 4 okt, 2017 @ 15:05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 8 jul, 2019 @ 18:18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 10 jul, 2019 @ 15:49

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 10 jul, 2019 @ 18:12

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 22 dec, 2019 @ 7:52

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 26 dec, 2019 @ 16:58

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 10 jul, 2019 @ 15:38

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2019 @ 12:16

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 6 dec, 2020 @ 13:09

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Upplåst 20 jul, 2020 @ 12:56

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 1 dec, 2017 @ 19:27

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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