Listen here, kid, I am thirsty as hell and I only drink two things, and drink rather well.

Battery acid and ♥♥♥ are my two favorite treats. Especially the second; so sticky and so sweet.

Oh my; see the hour, I'm getting dehydrated. I would suggest that you help, lest you want blackmail created.

So unless you have some double A's lying around, I suggest you get those jeans off. Right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now.