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2 people found this review helpful
98.5 hrs on record (83.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still in development.

Good experience, Bethesda levels of "features", the good and the bad.

Huge potential
Posted 9 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
307.2 hrs on record (84.3 hrs at review time)
Many are being negative.

Im a rimworld player, and a DRG player.

This is a rimworld type game. people who praise BG3 want to be distracted, like DRG.

This is a game where you are suppose to have existential questions, think about every word, wait in a room for 3 hrs to listen to NPCs to make an informed decision. (charybdis)
The impact is not in the game, but on you. I made a choice, picked a side, and the consequence was it exposed my beliefs.

When i bought this game , I got precisely what Todd told me I was getting.The beginning of an adventure. A game with future updates, Modding, which means i can make the game into what I want. I am to interpret and shape my destiny. And that's a level of thought many seem to not want to do.

Starfield is a philosophy. BG3 is a game. To be appreciated differently.

PS: Todd, my man, im giving them this one argument: More relativity.

Im a ranger for god's sake, why cant i leverage that in the vanguard quest? Take note of that, the relativity you guys CAN get is great, but it needs to be blanketed across the game. People yearn to choose.
Posted 16 September, 2023. Last edited 9 October, 2023.
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3,598.6 hrs on record (2,190.2 hrs at review time)
Rimworld. If you can think it, you can pay a modder to make it reality.

Peak gaming.
Posted 29 May, 2023.
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89.6 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Alot of these reviews are vague.

Do you like the hook in Raft?
Do you like swimming like Subnautica?
Do you like Borderlands Combat/ Loot (but parts instead of full guns)? How about it's Narration?
Do you like the Valheim Idea that food is a bonus, not a necessity?
How about the research progression from Satisfactory?

Well I hope youre answering "Yes" to all of these because this is this game.

Im 7 gates in, and 10 hrs in. I have crawled to here. Never ONCE giving the train speed. So Keep in mind, I know there is more.

But these key concepts NEED to please you because they are the loop. you gather stuff to customise your stuff to gather stuff to customise and upgrade more. Im BIG into these types of games, and this one has a style. It gets really calm, it gets exciting and the FPS portions are not hard. But for the most part you'll be floating around the train grappling resources as your bud is cooking the last of the Organic wasting all the wood.

Cant wait to see how "enemy trains" are gonna work. Really could use like canons...or something.
Posted 10 May, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Unironically i love this DLC, i wished it applied this mechanic to basically all regions, and really the option to do that , i thought would be packaged in here. Its a big event in the game, but unless you are very specifically in Spain, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

I didnt have to pay because i got the bundle, this was included.

But Knowing what I kinow now I wouldnt pay for this until we are talking about CK4 and it gets packaged with all the other dlcs at a bargain bin price.

Posted 6 September, 2022.
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23.2 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
buggy as all ♥♥♥♥, no online multiplayer beyond steam remote play.

Terrible remake, but hey man, its just like the old one.

When it dosent crash.

Im having fun. Friend dared me to 100% it, I will.

You know, if it dosent crash.
Posted 1 September, 2022.
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222.3 hrs on record (90.6 hrs at review time)
Yo, where the OST at?

Unplayable

EDIT: Sincerely great game ruined by Paradox , again. It feels like ck3 is for youtubers, Stellaris is now character driven and now I have to basically have to agree to a tracking collar just to play games.

Why? For profit? I didnt ask for this. I wanted passion, art, soul. AtO has that. The games paradox made used to just feel loved. Now they feel like just an other cold dead product to be consumed.

I hope AoT the best, its devs deserve a good shot.
Posted 1 September, 2022. Last edited 27 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
184.4 hrs on record (182.6 hrs at review time)
Great game

Cons
-trash economy
-cant ride sharks
-cant do whaling
-No penguins
-safe predictable story


Pros
-great game
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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344.3 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
By the creators of Fallout New vegas, this is "Honey I shrunk the kids" in the style of subnautica.

Seriously , Obsidian, Your boss owns bethesda now, when you are done with this gem...
New vegas 2? With base building and survival aspects? You have the experience, access to the IP, and clearly the skill.
Cant be worse than 76. Just do it and take my money.

No rush though, this is great game. One caveat, where's my poison resist gear/smoothie?

EDIT: I hate whomever asked for infected wolfspiders. Your ass is grass. I was a god amongst bugs.

EDIT2: forgive me father for i have sinned. the genocides i have committed for the burger lord's SCIENCE have filled the hole left from all the hundreds of quartzite you have stolen from me. The SCIENCE courses through my veins now and command my very essence with its whims.
Posted 20 May, 2022. Last edited 22 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
63.1 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
Great game.
I hate how Leshy is just me.

I hate how I lived very similar events. Having an argument, taking it too far.

I still dont think it was the wrong thing to do. Leshy was bound by the laws of Karnofell, had to do it.
Me? I couldnt stand the hypocrisy anymore. He was a numbers person, and he didnt see the world infront of him because you cant attribute numbers to everything.

I just wanted to show him. The tender beauty of the ephemeral, incalculable world.

Sacrifices had to be made.
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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