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🌋 🎁 🐳 🐝 🌂 🎄 📘 📀 🎈 🌳 ⛳ 📒 🏀 📘 🥞 📕
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
👾 💚 🐳 🥒 👹 😺 🐠 👃 💙 🥗 🕺 📒 📗 💃 🥞 🐛