[STNB] Dark Souls Clan

[STNB] Dark Souls Clan is a Clan founded back in 2016, specifically on November 9 at around 3pm GMT-3, since that day until today, our Clan has stand for Equality, Justice, Honor and totally wrecking those Dark Moon Autistic Childs.

Trough Generations this Clan have Watched over Lordran, Drangleic and Lothric, spreading fear against N00bs and Giant Dads equally, without losing it's roots.

Our fine selection of Knights, Sorcerers, Clerics, Naked Bald Guys and Fanatics are literally Top Notch and they stop at nothing to get the Job Done. Our social services go from abusing glitches in Dark Souls, to offer Help with our Summon Signs and Leaving the Host's World once they have entered the Fog Gate. These Advanced Tactics have been our Signature from Generations and they will be for Generations to come.

All this under oath of totally not cheating. Cheating is wrong. All our members are clean and honorable players.

If you, for some strange reason think you belong in our Clan or feel identified by it's Generations of History, feel free to Contact one of the Administrators and Ask to Join our Noble Cause.

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[STNB] Official Members

12 November, 2016 - Varit Rockatansky | 4 Comments

UPDATE: You are all official members! If you want to change your name, you can do it. I'll leave for some time, the group is totally in charge of Jamchow now. I totally trust him.

A list of Official Members of the Clan. Not everyone is Official. We need to see you in action before becoming official, we have to make sure or trust that you are not Cheating.

[STNB] Varit~: Founder of the Group and Admin. (This is way too much pressure). Aubrey Plaza #1 Fan. Likes Dogs and Rum.

[STNB] Jamchow: Moderator of the Group. One of my Brothers from another mother. He's Second in Command and He's has been here since the very beginning.

[STNB] DragonBoss: Proud Member of STNB. Dark Souls Veteran. Once he tried to make a Clan called 'Milfhunters'. That's where I got the idea of making STNB.

[STNB] nomoreblues: Proud Member of STNB. Active in the Steam Forums. Veteran Dark Souls Player. Funny sunbitch.

[STNB] Onion!: Proud Member of STNB. Active in the Steam Forums. Dark Souls Veteran. Our official representant in Europe, specially in Germany.

[STNB] Patches: Proud Member of STNB. Active in the Steam Forums. Dark Souls Veteran. Funny guy. Hates the Darkmoon. Totally Hates Clerics.

[STNB] Makko: Makko's Joined the Group from the beginning but he never changed his name so I thought he was just doing it for the LOL's. He's a Dark Souls Veteran and active in the Forums. He's cool ya.

[STNB] Stein ^_~: So this guy was all serious about it and I got a little bit scared at first. He's cool tho. He completed the game and he seems to be on the 'Achievement Hunter Path'. Good luck my dude.

Other Members of the Group:

NovQ: I have no idea who this guy is. He added me as Friends on Steam like 3 times and I ignore him because I was scared. Now I accepted his request and I've never seen him online. He has his profile private even for friends, so that makes me more scared of him.

Chelovek Volk: Never heard of him on my entire life.

Super Spud: Very polite potato. I'm personally keeping my eye on you. You can go Official any time.

[STNB] Dark Souls Clan F.A.Q.

11 November, 2016 - Varit Rockatansky | 1 Comments

Here I shall guide you to what we have called since the beginning 'The STNB Way', answering questions I think your curious hearts and minds would like to know.

Let us begin...

Question: What does [STNB] stands for?
Answer: [STNB] Stands for Loyalty, Honor, and Brotherhood between Members and trough the Steam Community. We are here to be heard. We are here to be praised. And we definetly are here to have fun.

Question: No, but what does STNB literally means?
Answer: STNB literally stands for 'Small Tits and Nice Butts'. After years of research and of course some field tests, our organization has come to the Conclusion that Small Tits and Nice Butts is definetly the only way to go. Every member of our refined group swears to live under these standars and make this a way of life.

Question: Aren't you objectifying Women?
Answer: Not at all. Women must be respected at all costs. They are our mothers and our Companions in Life. We do not objectify Womens and we totally not approve it. We just think that small tits and a nice butt is better. That's all.

Question: I am a Woman. Can I Join?
Anwer: Totally. The fact that you were born as a Female does not take away your right to praise Small Tits and Nice Butts.

Question: What about Princess Gwynevere?
Answer: Unfortunately Princess Gwynevere does not match our Organization Standards, so if we have to choose a Waifu in the Dark Souls Universe we must Choose someone that fits this profile a little more. There is a lot of Waifu Material out there, but I personally think that Crossbreed Priscilla is a perfect candidate.

Question: Why do you think Aubrey Plaza is one of the most amazing womans in the Planet?
Answer: Because I personally think she's cute, she's ironic AF, I like the way she talks and she looks a bit like someone I really care about.

End of F.A.Q. #1, if you want us to answer some of your Questions, feel free to post them down bellow.