🔥🪖 Kings of the Bayou — The Swamp Doesn’t Want You, But We Do 🪖
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Welcome to KINGS OF THE BAYOU, the unofficial reason half the server rage-quits before extraction.

We roam the swamp like mold with guns — always spreading, never invited.
If you heard a twig snap, a hive scream, or your teammate emotionally collapse… congratulations, you’re in our territory.

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We don’t flank. We ambush.
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We don’t third-party. We descend.
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We don’t lose fights. We donate kills to keep the food chain alive.

Our loadouts are questionable.
Our tactics are illegal in three states.
Our communication style has been described as “a war crime but louder.”

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Salt fuels us.
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Fire cleanses you.
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Alarm tripmines decide whether you live long enough to alt-F4.

Join us if you:

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Treat every match like a petty revenge quest.
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Loot bodies you didn’t kill just to cause problems.
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Bring a Romero because therapy is expensive.
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Have ever said “Hold up, doing something stupid” before pushing solo.

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We are the Kings of the Bayou.
You are either with us…
or content.