We love Greg, and Greg loves us.

Hi, we are part of the Greg's friends group. Greg is a very, very special person in all of our lives, like Jesus is to Muslims.

Greg's Friends also gains access to a special feauture known as 'Greg's points'. Greg's points is a system used to promote loyalty towards Greg by rewarding good behaviour with rewards such as 'Tickle Greg's Tongue' and 'Lick The Wrinkles'.

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National Greg Appreciation Day

8 September, 2016 - bog force one | 0 Comments

Just a friendly reminder that Sunday, the 11th of September is our annual Greg Appreciation Day. Various activities will be held, including 'stretch the knees', 'cough the baby powder', and our newest event, 'the Greg parade'. The Greg parade is your opportunity to truly show your support to Greg. Dress up as your favourite anime character for your chance to win an oil rub by the man himself.

All who participate in National Greg Appreciation Day will receive a free invite to Greg's famous party van, and Greg's magic white milky treats!

What's not to love!

As always,
Praise Greg.

National Greg Appreciation Day

1 November, 2015 - Ray Harley from Catalina Video | 0 Comments

Attention all of Greg's loved disciples. From now on, September 11th shall now be proclaimed 'National Greg Appreciation Day', where numerous worships will take course throughout the day. This will include a worship of 15 minutes per person under the age of 8 in Greg party van, skin stretching and a baby powder donation to Greg, whos appetite for baby powder is vorocious.

As always, praise Greg.

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Snotbox3000

14 Aug, 2015 @ 7:08am

Real followers would understand that greg would never allow himself to fall under such corruption. Heretic!

Ethan 13 Aug, 2015 @ 1:22am

Attention honered members of this establishment, i'm contacting you to make you awear the Greg (after tireless months of work) has finally been accepted into ISIS, despite this being a very happy time for Greg, it will be troubling trying to continue our lives without him, this is why I have also signed up for ISIS. Thankyou

Ethan 2 Sep, 2014 @ 3:31am

He who is holy will spend eternity in the right knee, but he who sins will be banished to the left knee and suffer constant rape and math tests

Snotbox3000

15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Oh boy I love Greg. Praise be to Greg!