Just a friendly reminder that Sunday, the 11th of September is our annual Greg Appreciation Day. Various activities will be held, including 'stretch the knees', 'cough the baby powder', and our newest event, 'the Greg parade'. The Greg parade is your opportunity to truly show your support to Greg. Dress up as your favourite anime character for your chance to win an oil rub by the man himself.

All who participate in National Greg Appreciation Day will receive a free invite to Greg's famous party van, and Greg's magic white milky treats!

What's not to love!

As always,
Praise Greg.

Attention all of Greg's loved disciples. From now on, September 11th shall now be proclaimed 'National Greg Appreciation Day', where numerous worships will take course throughout the day. This will include a worship of 15 minutes per person under the age of 8 in Greg party van, skin stretching and a baby powder donation to Greg, whos appetite for baby powder is vorocious.

As always, praise Greg.