Dinner Speedclear

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In the end, they settled with a double jeez burger

During one afternoon, God and his son Jesus decided to feast on a nation favourite delicacy. Upon this hunger filled event, they just could not decide which "fast" food resturant to partake to satisfy their famine. Until they stumbled upon the holy ground that goes by the name, "Food Court". They decided upon two world acclaimed and wonderfully delicious food houses, Mcdonalds and KFC. This forced them into a predicament. "Which would you like to eat son? Which food wins your heart?" asked the God to his son. Jesus replied "The decision is obvious, I choose Mcdonalds, KFC simply loses." God then angrily looks down upon the little brat whilst wielding his zeus like thunder bolt in his palm adjacent to his glowing white beard and says, "No son! MCdonalds has lost, the chicken.....WINGS!"

God once bespoke to jesus "Son, I finished my kellogs Frosties in under 12.3 seconds", to which the son of god replied "No way, are you......CEREAL?!?!"

God glanced over at Jesus. Jesus looked fatigued, his eyes were bloodshot and he had a strand of Heinz spaggetti dangling from his beard. YOU HAVE FAILED THY SPEEDCLEAR! he bellowed.....and with that he tickeled Jesus until he was sick.

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