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Uruk-Guy 1 Jan, 2016 @ 6:56am 
Dinner SC - Coming soon to Twitch Creative channel!
Peter Carparker 4 Mar, 2015 @ 10:46pm 
In the end, they settled with a double jeez burger
Peter Carparker 4 Mar, 2015 @ 3:26pm 
During one afternoon, God and his son Jesus decided to feast on a nation favourite delicacy. Upon this hunger filled event, they just could not decide which "fast" food resturant to partake to satisfy their famine. Until they stumbled upon the holy ground that goes by the name, "Food Court". They decided upon two world acclaimed and wonderfully delicious food houses, Mcdonalds and KFC. This forced them into a predicament. "Which would you like to eat son? Which food wins your heart?" asked the God to his son. Jesus replied "The decision is obvious, I choose Mcdonalds, KFC simply loses." God then angrily looks down upon the little brat whilst wielding his zeus like thunder bolt in his palm adjacent to his glowing white beard and says, "No son! MCdonalds has lost, the chicken.....WINGS!"
Peter Carparker 4 Mar, 2015 @ 3:18pm 
God once bespoke to jesus "Son, I finished my kellogs Frosties in under 12.3 seconds", to which the son of god replied "No way, are you......CEREAL?!?!"
Uruk-Guy 4 Mar, 2015 @ 2:27pm 
God glanced over at Jesus. Jesus looked fatigued, his eyes were bloodshot and he had a strand of Heinz spaggetti dangling from his beard. YOU HAVE FAILED THY SPEEDCLEAR! he bellowed.....and with that he tickeled Jesus until he was sick.
Boromir 4 Mar, 2015 @ 2:22pm 
gw2 uninstall time 1m 23sec beat that!
Peter Carparker 4 Mar, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Uruk-Guy 24 Jan, 2014 @ 10:04am 
Cmon guys! Post some dinner SC pics!
Stop 21 Jan, 2014 @ 9:16am 
Tom wtf is this ♥♥♥♥.
Uruk-Guy 21 Jan, 2014 @ 4:54am 
Jesus had ate wayy too much. "I WILL NOT BE FORCEFED ANYMORE" he yelled. "I will ask my friend barabus to nail me to a cross, leave me there until i am thin" "this diet i will call ressurection".

God was not happy. God was a pro SC and had no time for casual ♥♥♥♥. God had been banned off every single forum for posting dinner SC (including GWGuru) and made many top hit youtube vids. God's own son refusing to dinner SC...

"I will teach the little ♥♥♥♥" said God. "I will seal that fat prick in a cave with a table and a dinner plate. The door to the cave will only open if he beats my SC record of ghost chilli pie in 26sec."
Uruk-Guy 21 Jan, 2014 @ 4:44am 
Pico = sanders?
Galbult 21 Jan, 2014 @ 1:28am 
oi
Redbeard McKibbles 21 Jan, 2014 @ 12:54am 
And then god said unto Jesus, "do it again, you fat ♥♥♥♥. Put some effort in."
Uruk-Guy 20 Jan, 2014 @ 11:15am 
" and god said to Jesus, clear that plate". Then the world was created.