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Merc Pattern Baldness
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SgtWarcriminal409 10 Apr @ 2:01am 
BALD BALD BALD MY EYES!!!!
Zhopa_s_ruchkoy 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am 
Why is this on spldier? Good hat though
Kazuma Kiryu 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:55pm 
this rules i love you
Pablithough 14 Jun, 2024 @ 1:53am 
ugh this sucks everyone looks so stupid why would you make this?
ponch 10 Jun, 2024 @ 6:05am 
Self-made version of this would just be the King Neptune bald scene from the first Spongebob movie

Honestly less cursed than I thought it would be, but I don't think it works well on it's own at all. Gets the job done of course, but the extra head cosmetics HAVE to support it or else it falls flat.
Bjojb 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am 
If this gets added sometime in the future it will be the like the hatless hat for soldier like what the scout, sniper and engineer has.
TheLazerSofa 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm 
this has to be added to the game at some point
Colonel Crazy 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:13pm 
This is so stupid.
I fucking love it.
Sututiv 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06am 
5head
Stormcleaver 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07pm 
What the fuck? No.
Slopshit 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am 
wow a funny cosmetic that fits the game looks good and would be used a ton great job i would use this for a ton of loadouts
Jon 🎃 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am 
Everyone can be Heavy weapons guy now
BossBTL 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29pm 
So what region does it take up?
NeoDement  [author] 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
ain't that the dream?
Just Vacuuming Around 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm 
make it paintable so that I can cosplay as megamind
BossBTL 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am 
I just want a helmet less soldier, and this is the only way I'm gonna get it god damn it
markus kevins 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm 
Please please please pelase add this come on i will spet5 05405490 solldaras ont pselseaemeafsmfesjkfasdssa aaaahh ythe baldness
Big Begus 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm 
cancer be like
ʃwə 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am 
this might be the scariest thing i've ever seen
speedy mozzarella 3 Aug, 2021 @ 1:16pm 
I need this in the game. There's so much potential waiting to be unlocked.
福建舰 福建见 26 Mar, 2021 @ 11:28am 
After looking at the pictures for loadouts with this item, it could possibly work well in a loadout
I will heal you ... But later 22 Mar, 2021 @ 11:29am 
In the immortal words of soldier: "Sensible haircut".
skullknight 12 Mar, 2021 @ 10:21am 
bald peyton
Zeugziumy 1 Dec, 2020 @ 4:18pm 
Having this item as a Self-Made is probably the most amazing thing to have and equip it in the game.
. 14 Nov, 2020 @ 7:35pm 
soldier looks normal
WorldPeace 9 Nov, 2020 @ 8:17am 
This is Morbid
albinka 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:46pm 
Today's cosmetic is brought to you by Keeps
Smileyphantom 8 Nov, 2020 @ 9:27am 
Bald demoman isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Bald Demoman:
ALO knt 5 Nov, 2020 @ 8:44am 
well atleast i can make a heavy is dead medic now
+1000 aura 6 Oct, 2020 @ 12:13am 
i like ya cut g
Science 21 Sep, 2020 @ 2:12pm 
what made you think this was a good idea i hate you
Chupalingus 19 Sep, 2020 @ 10:50pm 
el pelao:steamsalty:
Marisa Freeman 19 Sep, 2020 @ 6:23pm 
maybe just for the medic...
you left the stove on 14 Sep, 2020 @ 9:05am 
I like ya cut g
Exstacy323 13 Sep, 2020 @ 2:58pm 
Any one know who charmax is? Use this gray bands and a brusiers bandana and you get the bald bastered.
David_Sh 6 Sep, 2020 @ 1:50am 
Bald Demoman with 2 eyes.
kekemann 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:09am 
yes
TheMysteriousBJGP 4 Sep, 2020 @ 2:22pm 
i wish one of them was pyro
DeltaKnight 3 Sep, 2020 @ 4:00pm 
@Slyph YES.
cat438 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:42pm 
The fact that the hair had to be modeled over is cursed
Artic 1 Sep, 2020 @ 3:33pm 
Breaking bad medic cosplay
Alsyke Klovell 1 Sep, 2020 @ 8:12am 
Most players can't handle the Neutron style.
Dom 31 Aug, 2020 @ 7:26pm 
1. Remove Halloween
2. Oh god, they're bald, oh Jarate oh no
SilentWind 31 Aug, 2020 @ 1:28pm 
it looks so weird but maybe it could b 4 cancer
Array 31 Aug, 2020 @ 10:15am 
We should be able to paint it blue, for megamind cosplay in tf2
Dave 30 Aug, 2020 @ 11:20pm 
please give them ther hair back it's painful
Just kill me 3 30 Aug, 2020 @ 8:09pm 
too much fore head it's painful
harris 30 Aug, 2020 @ 1:38pm 
please please valve dont add this
yorp 29 Aug, 2020 @ 3:54am 
this... dear God... i.. i cant.... this. is. so. fucking. CURSED!
Stahlhelm_Studios 28 Aug, 2020 @ 9:14pm 
This is cursed.
I like it.