Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Holiday Haunch
63 Comments
Red Derkan's Storage 24 Apr, 2017 @ 5:44am 
Concept? Done.

Quality? Terrible.

I hate to say it, but you'll need to improve. Both in quality, and inspiration. Sorry pal.
disrupted_thoughts 21 Dec, 2015 @ 7:13pm 
There's already a ham in the game. Feel free to trash this or either release a mod for something.
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Papa John 21 Oct, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
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WOLT 17 Oct, 2014 @ 12:50pm 
Theres already a better looking ham :s
Explodiatr 16 Oct, 2014 @ 4:33pm 
@ctran Hungry? There is no hunger stat.
Crunchwrap Supreme® $5.79 15 Oct, 2014 @ 9:19pm 
Amazing. Textures could use a bit of work though. Other than that, its glorious.
A Fat Turtle 27 Sep, 2014 @ 6:35pm 
festive ham sounds beautiful! :)
Sentient Shit Collector 23 Mar, 2014 @ 10:15am 
Can heavy it eat if he is hungry and low on health
Littlefoot 19 Dec, 2013 @ 1:29pm 
Yummy.
•BpG•AlexBeefgnaw 9 Jan, 2013 @ 6:42pm 
In a perfect world, this would announce every hit you land, as the Holy Mackeral does.

HAM KILL
Smokinhotpickles 4 Jan, 2013 @ 6:05am 
Meatey
malaise 29 Dec, 2012 @ 4:35pm 
you needs to pootis for engineer
McNasty 28 Dec, 2012 @ 2:47pm 
THIS IS AWESOME PLZ PUT this in tf2 and also can spy and engi have this as well
!doom 28 Dec, 2012 @ 12:54pm 
i would put this in for my opinion
dipping apples in uwu 27 Dec, 2012 @ 8:48pm 
Is this for spy and engie also?
Siren System 27 Dec, 2012 @ 2:38pm 
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[АЛКАШИ]KADER 27 Dec, 2012 @ 11:48am 
Would be awesome if the heavy would eat it/im mean replace the sandvich with this one
Spats 27 Dec, 2012 @ 7:48am 
The Pyro's ham should look charred and burnt to high hell and back.
big fella 26 Dec, 2012 @ 5:29pm 
see what you did there
Kobamy 25 Dec, 2012 @ 1:35pm 
DON'T RUN!! ITS JUST HAM!......In other words, this is where the sandvich meat comes from....
gege. 25 Dec, 2012 @ 11:17am 
cool but the name sounds like The Holiday Punch. =)
glock purdy 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:30am 
Texture needs work. Everything else is good.
ced050 24 Dec, 2012 @ 9:24am 
i like the idea...
Scrungus 24 Dec, 2012 @ 8:12am 
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Mister Moe 23 Dec, 2012 @ 6:30pm 
"Moist and Delicious!"
入人λ³Vicגスℵ 23 Dec, 2012 @ 3:16pm 
Texture needs some work.
Halaldok 23 Dec, 2012 @ 7:33am 
how i cann test TF2 workshop weapons?
Halaldok 23 Dec, 2012 @ 7:30am 
stop at 0:12 that is a saxxy model and his name is: TEST ITEM 30000
Meth n' Snails™ 22 Dec, 2012 @ 10:03pm 
wel, i like the concept of it, but it need some heavy work on the art, its to edgey. dosent fit the tf2 look
Hostel 22 Dec, 2012 @ 5:02pm 
not interesting
Fat2.1 [Bro #2] 22 Dec, 2012 @ 4:49pm 
Looks like this weapon...
[puts sunglasses on]
...would give the player a "leg up."
Nerdy 22 Dec, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
i think it should just be a replacement for the sandvich
Jufo1 22 Dec, 2012 @ 12:55am 
I'm thinking:
Damage reduction
Alt-Fire: Consume ham for some amount per remaingin slice
On hit: Removes a slice
Starts with 10 or so slices
ZenotoX 21 Dec, 2012 @ 8:41am 
Nice description; does the top have jigglebones?
TheGreenman 21 Dec, 2012 @ 3:52am 
DON'T RUUUUUN... IT'S JUST HAAAAAM!
drfez 20 Dec, 2012 @ 3:44pm 
I just love all these all class melees. Nicely Done
Edgeward 20 Dec, 2012 @ 3:37pm 
break off the bone, boom, a shiv, that's ten dollars please.
TheNoobishNinja 20 Dec, 2012 @ 1:24pm 
No more fail multi class melees! WEVE HAD ENOUGH! Valve, don't make this.
TalionAD 20 Dec, 2012 @ 12:43pm 
It can't work with the spy.Its just...Odd.It could with the engie,but not with the spy.Also,there should be an option to consume this weapon like a sandwich,only,it would make us unable to use it anymore,after recharge time.Oh,and for the sake of apperances,change the kill icon so it doesn't look like a saxxy...At least for everybody else but me? :3
Cortezx Falcao 20 Dec, 2012 @ 12:15pm 
KFC anouncer! xD
puckles 20 Dec, 2012 @ 6:59am 
- 15 damage taken away
+ heals you ( like a medium med kit)
- 25% swinging speed
Panic 19 Dec, 2012 @ 9:51pm 
that is so freaking cool
watamacha 19 Dec, 2012 @ 8:23pm 
lol i can imagin a spy with it, its no longer bachstabbing its mutton chopping
Game. 19 Dec, 2012 @ 5:22pm 
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