Step 1. Sabotage all his hooks.

Step 2. Find a pallet and a wall.

Step 3. Run around the wall & pallet 59386398 times until the killer is close enough to hit you, then throw it in his face. If he hesitates, run around it another 90286 times before he tries again.

Step 4. If you get downed, Get your 4man SWF to flashlight and/or pallet stun the killer so you don't have to use your 1/4 Decisive Strikes.

Step 5. ♥♥♥♥♥ and flame him in postgame chat, even if you all escaped.

Step 1. Play Trapper. This is the best MLG killer that the devs keep buffing for no reason, so it means you should play him and only him.

Step 2. Tunnel one survivor until you finally get him down.

Step 3. Put the survivor on a hook and put a trap at his feet, then proceed to facecamp him while gently fondling yourself. To avoid being called a 'camper', patrol around the hook never going farther than 16m, making a figure-8 around the hook over and over until he dies.

Step 4. Repeat with the next sorry ♥♥♥♥ you find, touching yourself a little more vigorously now.

Step 5. Black pip and flame the survivors for not saving their friends.

Step 6. Cry yourself to sleep.