Hubert Pumpernickel
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If you like your steaks well-done I don't trust your ass

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CPU: Ryzen 7 5800x @ 4.2 GHz

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Karen Simulator
0.3 Hours played
Imagine, if you will, the gentle sensation of a fork scratching against your balls. It's potentially entertaining, and you're not really thinking about the consequences. Then the parkinsons-riddled ♥♥♥♥ you've paid to scratch your balls with a fork accidentally gouges the fork into your balls, and you realize the horrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistake you've made for a simple few minutes of 'fun'.

I played this game for 19 minutes, and enjoyed roughly 19 seconds of it.

A refund wasn't enough. I have decided to become a tibetan monk to rid my mind of the horrors i've seen. The comrades i've lost. You feel it too don't you?

Won't stop hurting. Just like my balls.
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Comments
Jaxbae 3 Dec @ 1:01pm 
And there is no coping to change that fact.
Jaxbae 3 Dec @ 1:00pm 
Arma 3 apex regular red house is reskin of ur mom workplace
Bill the Gherkin 26 Nov @ 2:35pm 
"Shill" I dont think you know what that word means...
Hubert Pumpernickel 26 Nov @ 1:59pm 
All the pathetic coping in the world won't change the fact Sakhal is a lazy reskin of Tanoa LOLLLL
Jaxbae 26 Nov @ 4:07am 
Bro you have 70 hours on Arma, you don't even own apex and you are crying about TANOA TANOA. Shill bot.
Bill the Gherkin 10 Jul @ 10:17am 
I'm a 39-year-old gamer, proud father of 2. Casual gaming ignites my passion, exploring virtual worlds, thrilling quests, and connecting with fellow gamers, adding adventure to life while cherishing family moments.