Project Zomboid

Project Zomboid

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[B42] How to have sex in project zomboid
By MrCat
I found way to make this game 10/10!!!
people wanted it but never found it!!!
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1: Information about the setup
You dont need any mod!

but you need to be brave if you want to do it!

And now with B42 you can do it with dynamic music and your character sounds!!!




How to do it. from menu to sexy sex part.
1- open project zombies
2- look at logos of developers
3- click "play solo"
4- choose any mode (you can make it easier by choosing sandbox and low population)
5- you can spawn anywhere but its better to spawn where zombies live
6- get any trait but it cannot be coward (you will not be able to do naughty thing)
7- make your character (choose male. for girls its a diffrent tutorial)
8- spawn in
9- find a zombie that isnt a guy
10- use "space" to push her over (watch out she can bite your balls!)
11- after the zombie fell you can stand on her to she cannot escape
12- click heart that will pop-up character menu
13- go into health tab
14- angle yourself (Optional: remove pants)
15- click gymnastics
16- choose push ups and choose time how long you want to do it
17- OMG YOU ARE DOING IT !!!!! oma gawd
18- after naughty you can kill the zombie so you can do that later.

Congrats you arent a virgin now while zombie apocalypse.
mom would be proud

heres photo of me doing it!


i was so desperate my ♥♥♥♥ penetrated through layers of clothing by sheer willpower.
how to do it as a girl. (other)
as a female
so you do everything from the guy tutorial but expect for zombie girl you need to find zombie boy.
after that you just need to swap using push-ups to squats!!!

as a gay guy
idk?? im not gay??? just find a zombie man. i guess???

as a lesban
idk man you are asking too much. but i guess you need a girl zombie.


how to do it with friends!!!
If you arent a dissapointment then you will definetly become one after asking your friend to join you in workout. you can do crunches and your friend on same tile as you can do squats.
Same way like when doing it alone with zombie.

heres me walking away from my friends cuz they all want to workout with me.

and heres me trapping my friend in restroom and making him watch me bang a zomboid baddie. (he couldnt remove the table because of the door onfront of it)


























Heres my last session from Squirt 42 and its new mechanics.

Ive done it vanilla, spicy, freaky and funky with him and he matched my freak.....


........Love of Jake Smith and Royce Olivas <3












I found these 2 dudes unclothed so i joined them and made them do things that made
DanTDM say "that dude is riding him! I didnt knew you can do that!"


Yo also theres a bug where you one shot a zombie when its vaulting over a fence it gets stuck in that position. Yet another freaky poses that stay like that if you drag the corpse. tell devs to not remove that bug
Dont go in too deep!!!!!
You need to watch out and disinfect your pp!
so you dont get infected.

And remember other zombies can attack you while in a relation.


get on project zomboid and do it!!!!


116 Comments
Jarmen Kell 4 Apr @ 11:11pm 
Silliest guide I read and enjoyed ( and I did it lol )
MrCat  [author] 13 Feb @ 2:17pm 
Sorry that i am so pretty that you had to touch yourself.
Ribbon 13 Feb @ 1:49am 
2/10 Unclear instructions, I did nothing but masturbate the whole evening without touching the game afterwards. Sex is a distraction!!!!
*me walking to the zombie* " YOU im gonna sex you"
why do i want to try this?
MrHahaMan 17 Jan @ 9:34am 
some people are taking this thread way to seriously
isamudysan 4 Jan @ 12:20am 
soooooo funny and cool...and i don't even have the game....good job bro...necrophiliac at it's finest LOL
Fuyuno 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm 
imagine being turned on enough by undead decaying flesh
_xX_MandateOfGamingXxx_ 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm 
gemmy
kyro 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16pm 
very funy