Express your interest in the Red- *cough* I mean, the BREAD Political Party! In no way affiliated with Red or Blu, if you're looking for a 100% non-militaristic, non-violent party to vote for, Bread has your back!

Note: Side effects of voting Bread for 2014 include but are not limited to:

• Wheat-based dictatorship
  
• Immediate ceasing of bread consumption