The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

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How to kill Sonic the Hedgehog
By DankOnline
That blue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has had it good for too long.
   
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So when you first start up the game, you're faced with the unbearable choice of choosing a name,
DO NOT PANIC.

First things first, name yourself "Pyrocynical" without the quotation marks, this trick also requires the installation of Team Fortress 2. Now, you might be asking, Why on earth would I name myself as someone as so dashing as Pyrocynical? Good Question.


Next, you must save your game as early as can be and restart the game, RNG is vital because the killer of sonic is always randomised upon starting dialogue, You can begin seeing changes as each character will have a differing beginning quote. Keep restarting until Vector has his ticket, and Amy talks about birthday cake. You see, Amy has 20 different potential lines of dialogue the game chooses and picks from, and it just so happens the cake quote contributes to the run. As for Vector, he commonly loses his ticket, but an easy restart can lead to a rare chance for him to already have it, so ensure you have both of these rare occurrences on hand before continuing.

Great! Now that both of these events have triggered, play the game as usual, nothing really matters until everyone leaves the room. Now, you can interact with everything in the room, but you're stuck. Strange, right? DO NOT PANIC, This is exactly what's meant to happen. Close the game and enter the games files, if you don't know how to access them then press on "Properties" and find "View Local Files". Once there, you should find everything set in place BUT don't do anything just yet, retreat back once from the files and instead enter the TF2 game files and CTRL-C everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING. Once copied, go back to the Sonic Game folder, and paste it all there. Once this is done, there is no going back.

Once you load up the game, everything will seem the same, except your inventory. Inside you'll find a flamethrower, Press the equip button and Sonic should enter the room just about now. Once he does, he'll comment on it and advise you to put it away, Press on "No Thanks". He'll insist, but keep rejecting his offer to put it away, until he starts getting forceful. Which then, now's your chance.

Press "Burn him to a Crisp".

The game should crash about now, something about "Unexpected item in bagging area", restart the game and you should see sonic in the family guy death pose.

And now, for sure, you're locked in the "Flamegrave" route.
Flamegrave
Now Flamegrave isn't like any other run of the game, no, instead you have to beat the game danganronpa style. Instead of Tails assisting you throughout the game, Amy will assist you, however she isn't a trustworthy source, so I'd advise you to take her words with a grain of salt. The game is easy from here on out, until the end that is. During the Sonic mini-games, Sonic will be replaced with a broken jpeg and every time you jump, you'll hear a dark and spine-chilling scream, this is normal. Once at the end, when everyone asks who the murderer is, the only choice will be you. Everything is fine, it's natural, just keep clicking on yourself. Characters will be confused and ask you why you keep accusing yourself until the conductor steps in and asks if you did it. Two different dialogue options appear, neither matter as they both provoke the same reaction. Now is time for the hardest part of the game.

Sonic is alive! But he doesn't look too happy, and he points to you being the murderer.

A mini-game beings where you play as Sonic, Defeating "Yourself" whose name appears as your PC's profile name, or just your steam name. This is like a hard mode of the final boss, and when you do defeat "Yourself" the game permanently crashes and cannot be re-opened.

This cannot be fixed unless you reinstall the game fully.

and there you have it!



Sorry if this seemed a tad grim, but it's one of the most exciting endings for any sonic game, ever.

and I hope you all agree.
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YIPPEE 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
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