- pc
- vr headset
- cactus
- 28,3 paper towels
- a piece of driftwood with your name on it
- a bunch of coins

first you need to boil 3 napkins in tomato sauce for 12 minutes, after that you take your uranium fuel cell and dip it in the boiled napkins.
then you take your resin ball and throw it at 16° degrees at around 23 shillings per second, this should open a gate to heaven.
go into the gate throw your painted fuel cell at the angel guard (they are allergic) and run into the unobtanium shop
and steal around 20 gramms of it.
at home throw 0,041887800008629 lbs into your computer while the game is running

the headset should now be connected to imossibleCo servers and you can play th game in 4d vr

for every like I'm closer to treatment in a mental hospital
edit: holy crap guys soon i will be as popular as petir grifen