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Otto's Viper Security Company

Welcome to Otto's Viper Company, operating in various third world crap hole being plague by wars and skirmishes cause by countless insurgent organizations. We are here to provide security to who ever pay us, Government, Rich Douchbag, Shady Government Agency and General who watch "The Rock 1996" one to many times. We will provide protection, counter-offensive operation and maybe Humanitarian operation, let be honest we have little humanitarian mission but it's there for those special "College Educated PMC".

What is our requirement for you to be a part of this magnificent organization?

-Language: English. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
-Fitness: Physically fit aka not fat. We don't have plus size coffins.
-Criminal Record: As long as it not serious ♥♥♥♥ like murder, sexual abuse, terrorism etc. Minor crimes like car jack, shop lifting etc, doesn't count.
-Military/ Law enforcement experience: Yes and No. As long as you know how to operate a firearm, you're good. There will be a 2.5 month training course for all recruit.
-Health: As long you don't have any life threatening diseases like 'Monkey Pox' or AIDS, just give us your medical record.
-Religious requirement (due to on going Satanic problem and potential defection)

What's the benefit for joining?

Payment for all recruit of $35,000-$65,000/year plus $2000 bonus for your quality of performances.... and a $20 McDonald coupons.
For higher rank officer in our organization, salary will be around $320000-650000/year plus bonus and McDonald coupons.

If you get screwed in the line of duty, we will send your family yours monthly salary plus bonus... and McDonald coupons... With Happy Meal bonus.

Equipment?

We will provide you uniforms and body armor, believe us, we got some of the best quality ♥♥♥♥ from Aliexpress and Wish.com. (Highly recommend bringing your own armor plate). It's a budget thing, don't worry about it.

You can bring your own guns, of course. If not, we bought ♥♥♥♥ load of left-over weapons in Iraq, Afghanistan and Africa, but not ammunition, we have to get it from the US, these third world countries ammunition are unreliable.

How to Join?

We recruit internationally so go to our website: "Vipersecuritycompany.com".
Send us you medical record and your valid ID (Process may take couple of weeks for criminal record check) and we will book you a ticket to our training camp in the US (couple of ranches in Kentucky and Texas).
Unfortunately, I have to shut down my office at Panda Express's basement, cooking hazard reason.

So Join Up! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEET!