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Senator Armstrong

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

That's a nice argument senator, would you like to back that up with a source?

I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!

Make a Landon version

adolf:nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source?
armstrong:MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCKI UP!

This portrait is a pretty meme exquisite

Nanomachines Son, they harden in response to your troops, you cant stop the D-Day Adolf

Nanomashines son

hey was wondering if you could make this in black and white

Nanomachines, sussy Jack!