Do you like doodles? Do you like the sound and look of an age old chalkboard? Do you lament the lost past you spent in your school of choice?
Ever wanted to slap those three things together and squeeze it onto a tiny (or big) gun?

No? Well too bad, somebody did it anyway. That somebody being me.

Experience the sensation of inserting a piece of slate into somebody's skull while a lenny-face is smiling back to you. Or enjoy the VERY FUNNY "lore friendly" jokes that are permanently engraved onto your made-out-of-slate-and-wood weapon of your choice!
And best of all: If you (for whatever reason) don't like the VERY FUNNY doodles that are imprinted on your gun you can't blame me! Since it's a "lore friendly" product it wasn't me, who made those low effort scribbles. It were the Mercs themselves! Duh.

Yours truly, Artur E.