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Hearts of Hamlong

My PC went boom again and I have no idea how I can update this anymore. If I ever get back to this mod again I will probably just reupload it.



Hearts of Hamlong is a total conversion mod that takes place in Year 1,936+ during the Invasih Erg II using it's own trash resources from head to toe including its ExCluSiVe soundtrack made by a team of Me, Myself, and I


----- H A M L O N G ' S - O R I G I N -----
Year -99, The first Invasih Erg would take place when the slave kingdoms of Spag Spag got tired of slavery for 126,876 years, starting with the slave kingdom puppet Porgius and Jewius. The leaders of Spag Spag were Haeriette, Mara, and Sandra, their skin was transparent which made them feel powerful, so they decided to enslave 4 powerful nations in Spag, which were Kingdom Porgius, Kingdom Jewius, Pork of Floberdogwow (and northern flobbermcdogwow), The Unified Pork Of the Triangular States (And their slaves, Homium and Carius).

Now when all of these nations were enslaved, they were to remove asteroids in Spag to pave way for the transparent people of nation Spag Spag. But some nations found it hard due to their natural disabilities, such as the Jewius. nation Spag Spag later adopted Seziorism and banned Pork, this made the Jewius nations smile, but the others not so much. Once Seziorism was adopted in nation Spag Spag, new policies were to be set up, such as Bleeding Stars to produce water for the slave nations, They even went as far as creating a new species, they called it Snakium, they were officially adopted in -322 as the protection program to patrol all of Spag. But then it seemed the transparent bleeding stars turned red and angry, and the snakium's got bored, so slavery got stressful for the slave nations, so finally by -101 slave nation puppet Jewius contacted slave nation puppet Porgius and called for an uprise against their evil Radical Total Seziorism Regime.

And finally by -99, all slave nation puppets favored an uprise, and so they simply floated away unharmed and invaded a green planet called Erg and attacked them peacefully and extincted their human reign over the years. King Porgius of Porgius was the first non-human to step float on Erg, and all of Kingdom Porgius's people established a nation together, redefining the ancient ideology of Seziorism, naming it Seziorland and electing King Porgius as the Sezior Of Seziorland. King Jewius of Kingdom Jewius announced to his people in -98 that Kingdom Jewius will be disestablished and they merged under one nation, Seziorland. And the slaves of Floberdogwow established their own nation next to Seziorland, and they called it Kingdom Floberdogwow, being the First Nation to declare Pork on Erg. Then in -94, The cyanites of the unified triangular slave nation declared its own, Kingdom Cyanitus, the second nation to declare Pork.

Then in -87, the second Triangular nation formed from the unified triangular slave nation as the Kingdom of Pecheh, readopting slavery on the remaining tribe of humans. By -84, Queen Pechehette was appointed as the monarch, and she declared an official banner of red and black. Then she made a deal with the angry Bleeding Stars, nobody knows what it was but it failed and so a new nation was established below the Kingdom of Pecheh, named The Bleeding Stars, an independent free nation for stars to hop and float in freedom, but the nation suffered as they bled too much, creating storm clouds and flooding the nation, so they built cities up the Sahg of Blood. By year -79, Seziorland passed a law to allow the Pork, breaking the ideology of Seziorism, causing anger by the high population of Jewius. From then until -14 was silence, and everyone lived in peace except for the Jewius, they were forced to Pork. Porgius Sezior announced that the capital city of Seziorland would be called PORK FLAPS, Causing even more anger towards the Jewius, there they declared the reign of Porgius pagan, and they refused to Pork, they even went as far as inventing a possessed screeching noise, and their brains bulged out of their heads, their eyes turning yellow with a holy mark of lightning, their eyelids removed, their tongues longer than the planet Erg, causing bacteria to build up, the germs created their own settlements on the hairs of their tongues.

Over 1,000 years later, Invasih Erg II would take place, a faction with plans to take over Erg and extinct all nations to make them Red and Black and force pork down everyones throat like a pro, it is up to the player to stop them or join them or do nothing and go away.



• No updates ever again, yay!

LAST UPDATE: 3/8/2021
HOI4 VERSION: 1.10.4
MOD VERSION 1.0


Nation "Svensder Arabic Carabic Europia" featured in game was made by Svensder/Wagner just because, why not?

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