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Hard Fap 2
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Content Descriptors: General Mature Content, Frequent Violence or Gore, Some Nudity or Sexual Content, Frequent Nudity or Sexual Content
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Hard Fap 2

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Bigger. Better. Harder. Fap.

After 2 and a half years of waiting the successor to the critically acclaimed map "Hard Fap" is here!

We've been listening to your advice and added many new features which we think you'll enjoy. From twisting turns to sudden drops, shots in the dark and heaves of light, we made sure to fire from all cylinders to ensure Hard Fap levels of quality were deployed. I'm not going to spoil too much, so just play it yourself :)!

If there are any issues, concerns, or maybe things you like make sure to discuss them in the comments.

Thank you for playing Hard Fap 2.


!!! WARNING ISSUED FOR PERSONS SUFFERING FROM EPILEPSY AND PRIAPISM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!


And yes, that young man there is indeed my son. He's grown so much! Of course, not without the help of brain surgery. After multiple years of eating the wall paint, it was about time that we figured out it contained lead. Seizure after seizure there was just no getting him out of the hospital bed, so we had to put him down. Luckily, there was a functional brain 3 cribs down that we could use. Something about a meat grinder left the kid without a body. I guess it was a good thing we were missing a brain, haha! Now he's up and functional, and getting a PHD in toxicology. I couldn't be more proud.

HARD FAP 1: https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1158282081&searchtext=hard+fap
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25 Sep, 2020 @ 10:28pm
Hard fap suggestions!
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jon.cinnamon  [author] 22 Apr, 2022 @ 11:19am 
I am sad you did not enjoy hole 18! i worked very hard on that! please read warnings for future courses! next entry in hard fap series in development! stay tuned!
Letty the Dragon 22 Apr, 2022 @ 7:03am 
As i said, it was a nice attempt but dont use light effects like that and sexual content is prohibited, even if you spelt Mum wrong XD
i might have left the accidental Swastika alone if not for the butt at the end.
jon.cinnamon  [author] 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:19pm 
Wrong! you are very wrong! just a spiral! how do you even see that through the light! delusional! take medications!
Meerkat Laru 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03am 
You can do better. Delete the nazi symbol in the map and the "mom" part at the end.
Letty the Dragon 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:02am 
the worst map ive played, did you even playtest this?
Also you should remove the nazi symbol on the course with the disgusting lens flare.
nice try but do better.
Dots 25 Apr, 2021 @ 9:21pm 
Hard Fapper 2 is a work of art that transcends post-modernism and belongs in the Louvre. Hard Fap 2020 Trump has personally made me accept my own mortality and the existence of God himself. It's just that kind of experience, it goes beyond creaming your jorts, and into some new kind of pleasure. Hard Cum Fap 2 and their devs should be given the nuclear launch codes so that they can make the world just a little bit more like the master-craft world of Hard Fap Kony 2012. Better than sex, with multiple woman, it goes beyond a rating. True classic, I will be fapping hard until the next instalment.
Dynabyte 10 Apr, 2021 @ 4:42pm 
Total trash. A few holes are possible. The rest are complete rubbish.
Daugbjerg 10 Feb, 2021 @ 8:01am 
the worst map ever... the maker most be mentaly disturbed
yar2000 16 May, 2020 @ 10:33am 
This has to be the worst map I've ever played. I don't know how this could possibly be topped. The trivia question answers aren't even correct. WTF
Nin the mop boy 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:21pm 
An impressive sequal to the first course, Hard Fap. I was actually fortunate enough to take part in a map editing session with the two talented creators behind both courses. Of course I didn't have near the talent required for a level I made to be accepted into this masterpiece. But nevetheless is was great to meet the men behind the work.

Not only do you get a list of cleverly named levels to play, but you are blessed with an update on one of the creators children. A DIY surgery that kept him alive. Now leading to him leaving to a very difficult university course. You cant help but with the best for them.

And then you get into the levels. as I said before, each has its own clever name and gimmic. from the risks of gambling. to staring directly into the sun. I see this as lessons in life. And it's incredible how they can teach so much in just a game. I plan to show this to my kids, In hopes they will learn as much as I did from this god send.

Fuck.