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Longer Long Cleaver

Are you tired of telling shek girls that your Long Cleaver's length isn't 17?
Do paladins annoy you with their inflated Combat Cleavers, which only have 19 length?
Cannibals stopped raiding you because you don't satisfy them anymore as an opponent?

Then we have a solution for you! Simply download this mod and all your problems will go away, no Inquisitor will give you smug looks no more.

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
Download now and you will get Plank and Topper enlargement pills FOR FREE!
Side effects may include Combat Cleaver dysfunction and Paladin's Cross deterioration

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Okay, so, I got tired of Long Cleaver being as short as a Longsword despite having 25 length, so I made it as long as Nodachi and Topper. But since while I was there i've cut Combat Cleaver's 15% length bonus because with it's 19 length it shoudn't be as long as Nodachi. Also i've resized Plank (0.9 - 1), Topper (0.9 - 1), Horse Chopper (1 - 1.1) and Paladin's Cross (1.05 - 1)
All of those changes are purely visual, they do not affect weapon's reach

Mods used is screenshots:
Noble's New Clothes
Weapons look metallic
Missing Sheath Weapons