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gm_desertbus_enhanced

If you're some kind of glow in the dark and couldn't tell, this is a remake of my funny and powerful desert bus map. This map has a ton of sick nasty features for you to get bored with in 20 minutes. It plays the same as the other map, you can't control the bus, but you can play cool music with the radio and honk the horn. After you leave your PC on overnight for 8 hours (I know you won't play it) you'll see the new and improved end area, a perfect 1:1 recreation of the entire state of Nevada. There's even a cool wall in the end area to hide how broken the source engine is. If you decompile and steal this map like a sewer dwelling melanoid, your bloodline will be cursed with bloody pox, your children will be born without legs, your children's children will be blind and homosexual, and their children will be diaper wearing furrys. Comment down below if you find any bugs so we can all have a good laugh at you, and whatever form of depraved sexual deviancy you follow.

https://discord.gg/eYSqFVw

1. Actual 8 hour drive
2. Honkable horn
3. Working radio [With 16 Funny songs for you to complain about in the comments]
4. Mounted textures
5. Nonfunctional peddles
6. Turnable bus key
7. An end area that rivals even the most autistic RP maps
8. Realtistic bus exterior
9. "Better" 3D skybox
10. Funny Banana textures that you can screenshot and share with your friends (alt accounts)
11. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants
12. Toy trains to play with so you don't get bored
13. Out of service bathroom due to a recent incident in Bakersfield (thank you Bryant)
14. It's not stolen
15. Moorish American heritage pyramid

1. Counter-Strike Source installed and mounted (like last time) !!!VERY IMPORTANT!!!
2. An IQ floating around the 70-80 range (shoe tying/CS: Source mounting range)
3. A Massive pp
4. Some free space on your hard drive
5. Garry's Mod
6. Don't Be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
7. Not commenting about the requirements to be "funny"
8. Don't be, or act, 12 years old (see the comment section for what not to do)
9. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or any other type of animal/child abuser/sexual deviant
10. Don't be a greasy hooked nose map thief

(None of these will happen, too busy playing with toy trains)
1. more radio stations
2. loud noises (funny)
3. more funny bananas
4. zombie survival version

Me: Caca my pantts
Tyrone: Wrote the description, and helped with the radio playlist
Muddy: Got abused and pretended to playtest
TJ: Was himself and the icon model
EDP445: Swallowed my toilet whole with his silverback gorilla ass
Nait: Stayed out of the way
RetroProfessional: Caught him lackin', stole desert bus redux for his horse molesting Linux atheist community, broke it in the process due to him not being a day over 12.

The map is based
Busses and trains are cool
You aren't as funny as you think you are
This will never be updated
Not owning CS: Source is not a bug

This map wuz made with da help of da whiteoids @ http://despacito.zone/ and http://islamisbad.info/ Thanks for downloading -Chug Jug Chud Maps
RIP ODB, RIP Nipsey, RIP Terry A Davis, Free Bobby Shmurda