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Herd o' Helium

Ever wondered this? "Hey! I feel like flying to the stars themselves!" well, that is not what this device does! Gentlemen, Balloons are deadly devices. You may think I am crazy, but it is true. Go and spin this device with unbreakable rope tethers and watch it become a death machine! How it works: The balloons are fired at a very tough to beat speed and hit an object with this insane momentum. IT REALLY hurts. I should know. I am currently awaiting a donor for a new spine. Give it a try... If you dare that is.