Subscribe to download
stalin-chan

It was a beautiful day in communist Russia, Stalin pops his head out of a window and smells the fresh air of war.

"lets go on a safari" Stalin says to his colleague's
"yes, sir" they say

As stalin is walking on the wood platforms with great carefulness, he unfortunately slips and bumps his head, knocking him unconcious. Stalin wakes up, only to find himself being carried by a giant, gren, scot.

"Hey! Put me down!"Stalin says
"what is your name?" asks Stalin
"shrek"says the scot

when they finally make it to shrek's cottage in the swamp Stalin sits down and has a cup of water, Stalin couldn't help to notice shreks tight bum as he gets an onion to eat. They sit and discuss their origins until Shrek asks

"do yee believe in love at ferst sight?"
"I know thees is moving too fast Joseph, but i want yee" Says Shrek
"I-I want you too" says Stalin

Stalin and Shrek both stand up from the table and french eachother. Stalin slowly moves his hand down shrek's body, slipping it into shrek's pants. Stalin feels Shrek's Massive, green, 2 feet c o c k, never breaking the kiss. Shrek and Stalin stumble into the bedroom, still never breaking the kiss. They quickly take off all their clothes and jump on the bed. Shrek reeks of onions, but it does not affect Stalin's love for shrek. Stalin, without a word, puts shrek's massive c o c k into his mouth and salvates as much as he can to pleese shrek. Shrek shoots his green, sticky load on to Stalin's mustache.

CREDITS: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9816328/1/Stalin-And-Shrek-A-Love-Story