The medical problems don't cease. Ball-fart has made my life unbearable. One might ask themself "What is ball-fart?" Well, it is a very serious medical condition first recorded by Hippocrates. He dedicated a large part of his life to studying it. The best cure is and has always been "flatulent extraction" or "farting out" for the layman.

Essentially what happens, is I sit down too fast and my balls get stuck in my butthole. This is where the "ball" part comes in for the disease name. Then I have to Uber to the ER where a big burly security guard rubs my tummy until I fart (where the "fart" comes from in "ball-fart") out my balls. It's not always the first fart, it takes a few tries. I HIGHLY recommend eating lots of fiber as to always have a good dislodger in the chamber.

The unfortunate side effect which has little research into its cure is "poop-balls" where the balls smell very strongly of poop afterwards.

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