what if instead of thisisaburgertank it was thisisafreakytank and instead of shooting burgers at high velocities he shot [REDACTED] at people while they [REDACTED]

When they don't know

Qhat if instead of gordon freeman it was gordon freakman and when his crowbar hits someone they start twerkin

A ER FOR REAL

.LEAR ROF RELLAB A

A BALLER FOR REAL.