Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to ♥♥♥. I didn't want to ♥♥♥ everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My turtle was painted with my ♥♥♥ in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart.

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage.
A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass. Believe in yourself.

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／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ

+rep,future s1mple junior.

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