Досягнення Тєфтєлi у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 21 груд. 2024 о 4:25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 8:47

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 8:50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 9:38

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 10:28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 9:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 21 груд. 2024 о 4:19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 21 груд. 2024 о 4:58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 22 груд. 2024 о 10:12

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 7:25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 29 груд. 2024 о 1:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 9:18

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 11:04

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 22 груд. 2024 о 10:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 9:14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 9:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 9:56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 22 груд. 2024 о 10:16

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 26 груд. 2024 о 2:27

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 10:22

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 9:09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 6:40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 7:54

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 8:36

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 6:54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 29 груд. 2024 о 1:39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 9:49

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 22 груд. 2024 о 9:55

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 11:00

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 2:08

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 29 груд. 2024 о 1:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 7:12

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 8:02

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 21 груд. 2024 о 6:10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 9:42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 7:50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 21 груд. 2024 о 6:10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 8:15

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 7:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:54

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:15

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 9:44

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:00

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:29

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Здобуто 24 груд. 2024 о 11:14

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 28 груд. 2024 о 2:37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 8:54

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 7:03

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 29 груд. 2024 о 0:28

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 20 груд. 2024 о 10:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Здобуто 27 груд. 2024 о 10:16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 23 груд. 2024 о 9:47

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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