Progression de Тєфтєлi pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2024 à 4h25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 8h47

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 8h50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 9h38

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 10h28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 9h40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2024 à 4h19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2024 à 4h58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2024 à 10h12

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 7h25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 29 déc. 2024 à 1h38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 9h18

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 11h04

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2024 à 10h46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 9h14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 9h27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 9h56

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2024 à 10h16

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 26 déc. 2024 à 2h27

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 10h22

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 9h09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 6h40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 7h54

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 8h36

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 6h54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 29 déc. 2024 à 1h39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 9h49

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h42

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2024 à 9h55

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 11h00

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 2h08

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 29 déc. 2024 à 1h10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 7h12

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 8h02

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2024 à 6h10

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 9h42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 7h50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2024 à 6h10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 8h15

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h56

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 7h16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h54

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h15

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 9h44

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h00

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h29

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Débloqué le 24 déc. 2024 à 11h14

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 28 déc. 2024 à 2h37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 8h54

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 7h03

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Débloqué le 29 déc. 2024 à 0h28

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 20 déc. 2024 à 10h35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2024 à 10h16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 23 déc. 2024 à 9h47

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30