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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 129.4 hrs on record
Posted: 31 May, 2023 @ 10:14am

> wake up on beach
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US"
> I don't say anything
> "well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
> "bring him in the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and I run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47's while zigzagging
> I escape into the desert

then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust
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17 Comments
MasterChiefSmash 29 Jan @ 3:26pm 
uninstall rust
Himbo 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am 
Original :steamsad:
Symbollz 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:21am 
SO LOLZ LMAO LMFAO SCHLUD CRACKED ME UP
{MOB} Bigeddy@Trifnix 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am 
Nice Story.. I'm On the Floor from laughing :steamhappy:
Jetfireundbo 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am 
you won steam :steamthumbsup:
mclovin 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am 
fucking brilliant
Neo 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24am 
Love it
Masoni 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02pm 
crazy
Darth Malgus 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51am 
this made my morning :)
Lukatron2027 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01am 
so maybe I should get the game