TANK U FO DA HAPPST YEAUS OUF MEH LIAFE

I used to be a nerd that no one liked, but when I was about to fall from the cliff, V4amp extended her hand. I was sad, but now I could stand, I didn't think I could land, but that's all in the past, cuz I was in v4mps's frendship web. A web that keeps me safe. A web that reassures me that I have friends, a web that will catch you, and will protect you with the people in it.
I used to be a nerd that no one liked, but now I have people who genuinely like me for who I am. A nerd.

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

I have a tuna salad addiction

Good-day my sir, I am the CEO of the company Megacocc incorporated™. we have noticed that you are on a $ex toy purchase streak of 15! and would like to reward you with what your most recommended item; a giant two foot wooden D1ldo! We hope you continue being a loyal customer at Megacocc incorporated.

thx for letting me borrow ur lambo big dwg