Red_Sniper
jacket-50 or (nickname<->nerf)
Western Australia, Australia
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."





Sniper: "Sniping's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"



Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."





[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."




Sniper: "I think his mate saw me."

[*Gunshots*]

Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"



Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."


Sniper: "Be polite."

Sniper: "Be efficient."

Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."





Sniper: "Sniping's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"



Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."





[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."




Sniper: "I think his mate saw me."

[*Gunshots*]

Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"



Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."


Sniper: "Be polite."

Sniper: "Be efficient."

Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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Meowscles Fortnite 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:40pm 
+rep sweet bloke
ikki_iz 20 Sep, 2024 @ 5:27am 
welcome to the team
pigeon 22 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52am 
:boomer:
SleepÏno 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am 
your honour it wasn't a hate crime, my cilent loved doing it
Red_Sniper 2 Aug, 2021 @ 9:17am 
You call this resisting arrest we call this a difficulty tweak
ZOOPNOOT 22 Jul, 2021 @ 5:19am 
i know i know im late