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"i can see wherever you go friend!" (to Gordon)
"he so many!"
"you're not my friend anymore, we used to be best friends, i don't know what happened!" (To Gordon)
"you know what size shoe i am? doesn't matter."
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB"
"stop killing people"
"teal & green heal beam."
"they're thinkin bout Fruit Loops all day."
"my friend of Josh"
SONY CEO JACK TRETTON HIRED... a Nintendo CEO Reggie and they built a big... BOMB that was gonna go off... ...but I saved the WORLD!"
"GORDON FEEtman"
"i was supposed to be nice but you forced me to be baaad, so now i'm gonna be baaaad."
"do you like HD-DVD, IDIOT? or do- do you like Blue-ray, friend." (To Gordon)
"do you- you have credientials?" (To G-Man)
"looks like you're gonna be a dirty little boy in the movie theater." (To Gordon)
"yo what the ♥♥♥♥ i just wanna play games with people, man..."
"you- you're a little clumsy boy, aren't you? lost your lil hand there, didja?" (To Gordon)
"YO YOU WANNA DIE?!" (To Gordon)

"It's just brain cancer, you can live with that."
"I like it there, shut up."
"Take that, you damnable ♥♥♥♥♥!" (To a Security Guard NPC who had just been killed)
"I would like to go to outer space and leave this world behind."
"Gordon, I got blasted into yesterday!"
"Nut up or shut up!"
"AAAAAAAAGH!! I'M BURNINGGGGG!!!... Oh I'm fine now."
"Are you that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up this whole experiment?" (To Gordon)
"Let me demonstrate how... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smart I am!"
"Yes... Yes! YES!!! Is it working? YES!!!"
"I'd like to have a good old yeehaw with you."
"I believe the kids say, you "Pogged" it."
"I am INCREDIBLY terrified of these heights!"
"Trains are my life."
"Would you care for an egg?" (To Gordon)
"I do love a good Garlic Bread."
"I'm a big fan of a big hole!"
"I've got the memory of a goldfish."
"I told your stupid ass you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up! And now you're paying the price!" (To Gordon, while he was being attacked by soldiers)

"I drink soda for lunch!"
"I only do what I read in books."
"This is all instinct, Mr. Freeman! I'm scared!"
"Right, very carefully, slower than molasses drips off a spoon. :)"
"When it's L-...purple, like the evening, of a spring evening, then it means he's okay." (Regarding the Black Mesa Sweet Voice)
"I'm always squeezing the trigger! Should I not be do that-? …doing that?"
"They don't- There's no article about that on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia!" (Regarding The Black Mesa Golem Ape)
"When we get outta here I'm gonna write the Wikipedia article for the thing we just killed!" (Regarding The Black Mesa Golem Ape)
"Mr. Freeman! Be careful! More careful... than a badger going after a... a den of snakes!"
"You're more perfect... than two mint juleps on a hot summer evening!" (To Sunkist)
"Black Mesa makes ALL the Powerade™!"
"Grab a soda! It'll help you see faster!"
"I'm sorry about... uh- about the.. about earlier. Time moved faster for me then.. then it has been."

Hello, Gordon!"
"Nothing ventured - nothing gained!"
"Another day, another dollar!"
"Look out Gordon! Hotted boobs up ahead, tits big ones!"
"I hear they use these babies to get all AROUND the science!" (In regards to a monorail car)
"I did have a wife, but they took her in the divorce!"
"Look Gordon, ropes! We can use these to help with pits!" (In regards to Barnacles)
"You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you Dr Freeman?"
"Another clone defeated. My power grows, Gordon."
"I have no guilt weighing on my conscious, Gordon. Can you say the same?"
"You're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you."
"DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!"
"I'm ready to unload some HOT DEATH!"
"ONLY PAIN AND COMBAT WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER!"

THE AGE OF HUNGRY IS OVER

NO MORE EMPTY STOMACHS

FOLLOW ME, AND YOU SHALL NEVER MISS LUNCH AGAIN

FRIES UUUUUUPPPP - Burgertron