Pretty cool guy, needs to play something else instead of soulslike games tho-
Outside of that I am sure he makes me coom around the hour, Thank for living.

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I'm Schrodinger's blowjob

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

Schrodinger's blowjob

Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Can I put my balls
Way down deep inside your jaw
Won’t you let me shove my balls
Inside your gaping maw
In other words suck my nuts
In other words slurp these testes
Fill your jaw with my balls
And you will smile forever more
Balls are all you’ll long for
All you’ll worship and adore
In other words eat my nads
In other words gargle my sack

Fill your jaw with my balls
And you will smile forever more
Balls are all you’ll long for
All you’ll worship and adore
In other words, gulp my groin
In other words
In other words swallow these balls

This comment section scares me.