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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,746.8 hrs on record (902.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Jul, 2021 @ 4:05pm
Updated: 13 Jul, 2021 @ 4:07pm

I have been hospitalized since 2017. Ever since the indecent I have never looked at real women the same way. At one point I even thought I might be gay. I could never see myself falling in love with another woman for the rest of my days. But then an old friend came back to say hello. I saw that nekopara vol 4 came out and I remembered back to my prime days. I was in 4th grade when i first played nekopara. It was outstanding. The first nuts of my entire life dumped all onto cinnamons fat tits. The copious amounts of loads I have lost to this game is out of this world. This game has made me dump all my life support for the future into buying merch for the nekos. I love nekos so much I would literally sell every organ I possibly could in my body without dying to be able to get an interaction with one of these catgirls. This game has made me realize the sheer amount of greatness that it provides for the public. I now have erectile dysfunction from jerking off so much to these nekos for the past 7 years. I even get away with playing these games on my laptop in my hospital bed and going on dates with the catgirls reminded me what it was like to have legs again. Nothing will come close to how perfect this game is and how adorable the nekos are.
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Bat-O-Matic 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm 
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MEME.DADDY 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession":