Dear Counter Strike 2,

I must commend you on your exceptional ability to waste my time in ways I never thought possible. Not only have you devoured my evenings, weekends, and any semblance of a social life, but you've also managed to infiltrate my dreams with your pixelated landscapes and quirky characters.

Here I am, at 3 am, contemplating the existential dread of life while simultaneously wondering if my character has finished crafting that mythical sword or if I left my digital stove on.

Your developers, with their infinite wisdom, have created a universe where I can die in 53 different ways before breakfast, each more creatively frustrating than the last. Truly, you are the Mona Lisa of digital procrastination.

To the person who made this game: May your coffee be hot, your internet connection stable, and your coding bugs be as rare as a peaceful moment in the game.

Sincerely,
A player who now speaks fluent 'game jargon' and has forgotten how to adult.

P.S. If anyone has seen my sense of reality, please return it to me. It got lost somewhere between private rank 23 and the boss fight in dota.

Dear Counter Strike 2, I must commend you on your exceptional ability to waste my time in ways I never thought possible. Not only have you devoured my evenings, weekends, and any semblance of a social life, but you've also managed to infiltrate my dreams with your pixelated landscapes and quirky characters. Here I am, at 3 am, contemplating the existential dread of life while simultaneously wondering if my character has finished crafting that mythical sword or if I left my digital stove on. Your developers, with their infinite wisdom, have created a universe where I can die in 53 different ways before breakfast, each more creatively frustrating than the last. Truly, you are the Mona Lisa of digital procrastination. To the person who made this game: May your coffee be hot, your internet connection stable, and your coding bugs be as rare as a peaceful moment in the game. Sincerely, A player who now speaks fluent 'game jargon' and has forgotten how to adult. P.S. If anyone has seen my sense of reality, please return it to me. It got lost somewhere between private rank 23 and the boss fight in dota.