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No, you’re NOT a real gooner.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gooners. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gooners. I see these people saying “I fap for ten minutes it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily edge for an hour in all our curated porn for that day. I see people who only jerk it to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and claim to be gooners! Come talk to me when you pick up a sex toy then we be friends.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gooners.

I cannot stand the face ":3"

This face/emoticon ":3" drives me insane. Whether it's used in an earnest attempt to be cute or sarcastically, it makes my blood boil. It's commonly used in the anime community, where people will end every. single. sentence. with it.

It doesn't matter the context of the sentence either, you'll find something like "my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3".

It's such a unimportant thing to get enraged by, but if I could ban it, I would.

+rep

do you fw the :3 thing. i feel like :3 has grown to more than what it is. like :3 is a cultural icon, it represents people, their lives, their suffering, them as people. it’s grown to be so much more than its original purpose. anyway do you fw it :3

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