Major Marquis Warren
John   Vlore, Albania
 
 
Would you like to milk my adrenal glands
Currently Offline
Fancy Chef 8 Mar, 2024 @ 7:03pm 
+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great time and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
JOSH ALLEN ENJOYER 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am 
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𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2024!
Major Marquis Warren 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07pm 
You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.
Fancy Chef 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
-rep I found out this guy is my wife's boyfriend!
Fancy Chef 21 Oct, 2020 @ 10:01am 
this guy is not actually from Vlore, Albania. He is actually from Narte ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar.
JOSH ALLEN ENJOYER 21 Oct, 2020 @ 9:02am 
this guy likes expired milk