"You lazy, no-good slackers drive me nuts, can't you just listen to me once in your worthless lives? If you did you'd see that I'm trying to teach you some simple responsibility. Some pride in doing a job well done. But you wouldn't know a job well done if you paid someone to do it for you, and even then you'd screw it up on the account that you can't follow the simplest of instructions, worrying more about looking cool then doing your job."