ManBearPig
FUCK OFF   Cheju-do, Korea, Republic of
 
 
NUCLEAR WAR IS COM:steambored:MING SOON; I HOPE!
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 25 日
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 16 日
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ManBearPig 2024 年 4 月 19 日 下午 10:20 
Alternative: (enemy) -child
ManBearPig 2024 年 4 月 19 日 下午 10:14 
Instructions:
When approaching a child, make sure to first ball your fists tightly.
Take long, rapid strides towards the child.
Ideally, you will be travelling close to the speed of light and will arrive in front of the child a split second after departing, in the child's frame of reference.
It is important to never break eye-contact as you approach the child, and to maintain a grave and inscrutable countenance.
Proceed to hit the child in the face with your closed fist repeatedly in the upper cranium or temporal region repeatedly until death.
Note: You should have a mustache by this point. If not, please refer to Step 1. Grow a Mustache.
You are now considered cool.
ManBearPig 2024 年 4 月 9 日 下午 1:52 
I'm Not Old, I'm just Big Boned!
farmbot 2024 年 3 月 17 日 下午 2:10 
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