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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 3:48

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Здобуто 15 верес. 2022 о 11:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 4:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 8:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:13

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:27

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 18:52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 18:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 8:15

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 20:58

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Здобуто 13 лип. 2022 о 22:19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Здобуто 10 лип. 2022 о 0:35

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Здобуто 10 лип. 2022 о 0:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Здобуто 5 лип. 2022 о 19:39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:20

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:43

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 3:08

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 21:12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 7:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:31

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:35

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 10:47

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Здобуто 13 лип. 2022 о 21:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 13:27

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Здобуто 1 лип. 2022 о 3:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Здобуто 19 лип. 2022 о 23:24

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:35

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Здобуто 7 лип. 2022 о 22:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Здобуто 15 верес. 2022 о 11:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Здобуто 25 серп. 2022 о 8:18

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 17:22

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:41

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 0:35

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Здобуто 13 лип. 2022 о 21:54

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 20:58

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 20:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 18:52

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 19:43

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 22:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 23:58

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 3:46

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 18:52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 19:36

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 3:45

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Здобуто 15 верес. 2022 о 11:13

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Здобуто 15 верес. 2022 о 11:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 23:58

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 3:45

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 23:58

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Здобуто 15 верес. 2022 о 11:13

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 3:45

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Здобуто 20 лип. 2022 о 23:58

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Здобуто 21 лип. 2022 о 3:45

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Здобуто 23 черв. 2022 о 14:16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Здобуто 25 серп. 2022 о 8:26



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)