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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 3:48

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2022 o 11:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 4:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 8:31

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:13

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:27

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 18:52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 18:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 8:15

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 20:58

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 22:19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 10 lipca 2022 o 0:35

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 10 lipca 2022 o 0:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2022 o 19:39

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:20

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:43

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 3:08

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 21:12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 7:58

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:31

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:35

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 10:47

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 21:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 13:27

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 1 lipca 2022 o 3:05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 19 lipca 2022 o 23:24

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:35

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2022 o 22:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2022 o 11:13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 25 sierpnia 2022 o 8:18

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 17:22

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:41

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 0:35

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 21:54

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 20:58

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 20:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 18:52

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 19:43

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 22:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 23:58

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 3:46

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 18:52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 19:36

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 3:45

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2022 o 11:13

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2022 o 11:13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 23:58

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 3:45

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 23:58

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2022 o 11:13

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 3:45

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 20 lipca 2022 o 23:58

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odblokowano: 21 lipca 2022 o 3:45

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2022 o 14:16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odblokowano: 25 sierpnia 2022 o 8:26



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)