Black Mesa Announcement System
New Zealand
 
 
Valve addict. Have a secure day!
Currently Offline
BLACK MESA ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM'S WILD RIDE
I WANT TO GET OFF BLACK MESA'S WILD RIDE.
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Welcome to my profile, i am the Black Mesa Announcement System. (Abbreviated B.M.A.S.) For a little under a year, i have been keeping up a gimmick of being the Black Mesa Announcement System from Half Life 1. I have noticed that more and more people seem to be coming to my profile now, I'm guessing its from HL1's 25th anniversary. So, with these people coming in, I've decided to customise my account. Lets start off with the history of this whole thing i do (being the B.M.A.S.), I started this all out in SCP SL, after i found this website [tz-dev.github.io] on Github, it contained all of the voice lines of the scientists, HECU, security personnel, HEV suit, and the BMAS from HL1! I then watched this video about this guy on SCP Secret Laboratory, who used the in game C.A.S.S.I.E. system to speak. I thought to myself: "Hm, how can i Half-Life-ify this?" then, i remembered that website on github! So, i recorded the voicelines, and put it in a soundboard! this is the time to say, No, i do not use a voice changer. now, due to how valve didn't record that many voicelines for the B.M.A.S., my speech is rather limited in game. (Mostly being just basic words, "Hello, yes, man, no, please" etc.) I then started out on Dr. Bright's laboratory, and then i went from there to SCP No rules. A few other along the way, but mainly i just play on SCP No Rules and Kitchen island on SCP SL. If you're looking for me, i'll normally be on during 7-10 PM NZT. If you ever stop by there, say hi! Anyways, here's the stuff that's not my history, that's right, I'm doing a Q&A, with myself!
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Do you use a voice changer? : No, as stated before, i don't use voice changers. I find sentence mixing does take long, but it is fun in the end.
How long have you been doing this? : At the time of writing this, 1-2 years.
Why are you so.. committed to this bit? : Its fun, i guess.
Whats your favourite games? : The entire Half Life franchise, and the BEST RPG EVER, Disco Elysium.
Why do you do this? : Its fun, and i don't want to reveal my voice online, you know?
Do you ever plan on stopping? : Only future me can decide that, but currently, no.
Who are you? : Whooo, are you? who who!
Whats your favourite bands/musical artists? : That's a hard one, there's many that i like. But my favourites would probably be Talking Heads, ZZ Top, and The Who.
Whats your favourite song? : Oh this is even harder. Couldn't tell you if i wanted.
Whats your political ideology? : Neutral, baby! I'm a tree hugger. Peace, man.
How is it going to end? : With a ending.
Any closing statements? : Are you luckier to survive a near death experience or not have one at all?
Hope you enjoyed that Q&A! I've never really thought of it, but why do people do this? and by this i mean, why do they do this thing with the Q&A, but no one is actually asking them these questions? i mean.. seems weird. But oh well.
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Here's the rest of the stuff im putting here, the miscellaneous stuff.
(In the order of the most common names) You can call me: "Black Mesa, Black Mesa Announcement System, B.M.A.S., Black Mesa Security System.". I think that's all my names. I come from the beautiful land of New Zealand, beautiful place, heaven if your a hiker! Entirety of the country is like a big national park which we strive to protect. I'm a autist, so sorry if i cant pick up on social ques or sarcasm. Check this guy out , and these guys , oh and this skit channel. The last two are VERY underrated for their work.

My favourite Christmas song is "Grandma got run over by a reindeer". Not sure why i put this here, just felt like it, you know?

(in no particular order) Here's my favourite games list :
Half-Life 1
Half-Life: Opposing Force
Half-Life: Blue shift
Half-Life 2
Half Life 2: Episode 1
Half Life 2: Episode 2
Disco Elysium
Project Zomboid
SCP: Secret Laboratory
Portal 1
Portal 2
Garry's Mod
Team Fortress Classic
Team Fortress 2
SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer
and....... thats all, i guess. Hope i didn't forget anything! Oh right, timber timbre is a good musical artist, forgot to mention that.
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CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBS, CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBSSSSSSS (with barbecue sauce)
Closing statements: Adios, my dude. Have a good whatever time it is your reading this.

Lambda symbol for free use, dont know who made it, forgot when i got it.
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Black Mesa Announcement System 21 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49pm 
yaarg me matie
Ninjaneer 21 Aug, 2024 @ 8:48pm 
-rep made my chatgpt turn into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pirate and i cant fix it :steamsad:
Joe Pickleson Jr. 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:14pm 
we're black in the back mesa
Black Mesa Announcement System 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:26am 
damn. cant argue with that ig
tempest 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25am 
Yes!!!!
Black Mesa Announcement System 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:25am 
.....you came.. to my profile.. over a comment??