"Gaming isn't what I DO it's who I AM ."

Don't expect me to do any of the following:
1: Make the first move in an average conversation.
2: Reply to your post promptly.
3: Think that your [insert-type-of-pet-here] gif is funny.
4: Share your ridiculous chain-post.
5: Give you a shout-out in one of my videos unless you sub to my Patreon at the correct level.
6: [There is no Rule 6: see Rule VI.]
7: Join your [Religion/Cult/M.L.M.O./Political-Party/Band/Polycule/Self-Help-Group/Think-Tank/Theater-Troupe/Paramilitary-Group/YouTube-Chanel/Mutual-Admiration-Society/{Any-Other-Type-Of-Organization}] if you approach me about it.
If I want in: I'll call you.
If you refuse?
Meh: a man shouldn't be where he's not welcome*.
8: Know when to shut-up about things that I'm passionate about without being told.
9: Bow my head in the face of any threat to freedom and justice in the United States of America: foreign, or domestic.
10: Refrain from adding further items to this list if I feel it is necessary to do so.


*(Except "Anarchy" servers, NO ONE is welcome on 'an anarchy server', so, in a way, EVERYONE is equally welcome there.)