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:cozynms: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


:cozynms: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


:cozynms: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


:cozynms: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.


:cozynms: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.


:cozynms: If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.


:cozynms: We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


:cozynms: Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.


:cozynms: Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.


:cozynms: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

----------------- Dont be kind be Toxic ----------------------