KERSTIN
Kapten Kerstin
 
 
This is the game that:

You love to hate
You can't sleep at night over
You throw things around the room
You scream at your monitor
You start yelling at people that come in your room and start asking questions
You get ridiculed just for playing a match
You are cheered on by your team
You get flashed by your teammate
You meet children
You meet adults
You meet adults that act like children
You learn the term "tked" the hard way
You are constantly called a kitty cat
You are told you are homosexual
You are told you are lesbian
You are told you will never be a pro despite never trying to be one
You are told you will never be a minor despite never trying to be one
You are told you will never win a lan despite never trying to enter one
You apparently live in your mom's basement
You find out your mom has been having some strange relationships
You find out your dad has been having some strange relationships
You are recommended to drink bleach
You learn you are autistic
You try to ruin someone's internet/real life
You watch people get bans for tking
You meet the most terrible people on the internet
You meet queued people that just look forward to kicking you before the win (If solo queued)
You are held to high degree by your team to clutch everything even 1v4s
You learned the term "clutch or kick" the hard way
You are told you suck even though you have way more kills/kdr than them
You are called a hacker for listening to footsteps
You are told the bomb is B when it is actually A
You pop out of an angle only to get one shotted
You hit sweet sweet flicks
You can't aim worth♥♥♥♥♥♥You hear the classic excuse "I'm not even trying bro"
You turn racist/culturist
You find the DJs
You find the most strategic people you will ever meet in a game
You realize you are a rage quitter
You lash out to other people who lash out to you
You try to calm others down
You learn the term "tilted"
You meet people who watch youtube vids and think that's the only way the plan can go
You meet people who think the team should die for them so they can get the kills
You get screwed from people leaving your team
You find people that just like to afk grief and watch your team lose and probably laugh
You find people not skilled enough to play their ranks so they throw the match and derank down
You get in a match and someone needs to go afk for 5-15mins or leave

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Workshop Showcase
Facefarm your friends with bombplant and fun spots to climb
7 ratings
Created by - KERSTIN
. 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:14am 
+rep riktig bot :)
FJUTTAD 23 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
Kerstin kan panga som ingen annan kan
Blaasvaer 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm 
-rep
Mitzies シ 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm 
fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Humbug 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:47am 
Learn to flash bro, you suck at it
Marcus 28 May, 2021 @ 11:39am 
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